Liquid Ass 2-Pack

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Product Specifications

Highly concentrated, super-horrible smelling fart spray
Smells like ASS … only worse
2 bottles - 30ml (1 fl. oz.) each. More than enough for many room-evacuating emissions
Excellent for the office, the ex & the neighbor. Let the games begin!
Simple application instructions are printed onto the bottle

Product Description

Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power-packed, super-concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part-your-hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts. Keep out of reach of children.

Product Reviews

Gag worthy prank

So bought this to prank a guy at work thought it wouldn’t smell as bad as it says oh my sweet baby Jesus I didn’t even spray it brand new smelled the nozzle and dry heaved and once you spray it the smell is overpowering I sprayed it at work and had the whole shop gagging sprayed 10 spritz in the bathroom and it smelled so bad they repainted the walls because they could not find where it was coming from most definitely the worst thing I have ever smelled and I would recommend this to anyone just try not to do it in small spaces because you immediately will regret it

Be ready for lots of Laughs!!!

I bought this two years ago, and just bought 2 more bottle’s. BEST $$$$$ you will ever spend. This is the worst smelling garbage EVER, I’ve never had this much fun since I was genuinely a kid back in the 70’s. If you live in an apartment complex and genuinely HATE some of your neighbors this Liquid Ass is ALL you!!! I was laughing so hard at the looks on my neighbors faces when I sprayed this stuff on one of there doorknobs, I had to RUN into my apartment go into my bathroom shut the door I stayed in there and laughed for almost an hour. I was crying!!! This stuff is nothing but FUN!!! What a great way to end a long winter. Highly recommended!!!

Good Idea at the Time

For some reason I thought this would be the funniest prank ever. Problem is, I can’t even touch the bottles! The bottles themselves smell SO bad, it gets on your fingers and anything else it comes in contact with. The smell is pretty putrid, I can’t even describe it. My advice, WEAR GLOVES!Giving it 4 stars because it smells exactly as the label says. However, I can’t transport, spray or store these bottles anywhere. NOT for the weak stomaches!

You best believe the reviews on this product

You best believe the reviews on this product. I took one whiff of this and almost puked. Definitely recommend to anyone who wants to stink something up for a very long time.

~ Plant the Seed, Reap the Crop ~

For sure, karma is unfailing without requiring intervention by us: As you sow, you reap - What goes around comes around - Every action has an equal and opposite reaction - We lay a trap for someone and we fall into it. All of these aphorisms are the same principle: The fixed Law of Universe independent of time and space… but then there are times we get great pleasure from helping things along into Balance. Like after having to deal with an overgrown Big Little Man who has lived in the same place for decades and still can’t point within 30 degrees of the direction true north is, and then for months still gets in your face after you’d nicely corrected his error. Like the tweaker blasting his car’s stereo and subwoofers for 20 minutes around 2 a.m. outside of your apartment while he’s obsessively vacuuming out his ride at the car wash. Like the “good friend” you loaned 50 bucks to months ago and who ever since has been avoiding you like the Black Death. Yea verily, my heart is feeling much less burdened these days. Thanks L A. Youse some nasty stuff. Careful, peeps- don’t get any on ya.

Three Stars

I got suspended for doing it in school😂

got dayumn!

OK so this arrived today and I sprayed it in the air and the first thing I said was….” Got dayumn” this stuff here reminded me of how dude ass smelled when he got up off the couch in the break room at work. His ass reeeeeked. This stuff smelled just like the scent his ass left on that couch! Stinky stuff. You will turn peoples nose with this stuff. Got dayum it stinks!

Putrid, gut wrenching ass smell!

This is BETTER than the typical “stink bombs”. This literally smells like ass. I sprayed a couple times when my in-laws were here and everyone was gagging (even me and I knew it was coming). Make sure not to get on yourself as you too will smell like ass. My wife wanted to call the plumber. My mother in law suggested calling the fire department. They thought a sewage pipe had ruptured. I will definitely purchase this product again!

This stuff is honestly too good at its job

This stuff is honestly too good at its job. This liquid smells so horrible that just one spray clears a room then will stick to your hand, just from holding the spray bottle, for…

Lol man this stuff stinks. Holds true to name …

Lol man this stuff stinks. Holds true to name. Did wish scent lasted longer for pranks. Wife hates it lol.

CRUSTY ASS

This stuff is awesome. it smells like crusty ass or stink bait or catfish but very very effective

IF GOT HAD A VAG AND IT FAERTED THIS IS WHAT YOU WOULD SMELL

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Five Stars

Interesting

It is disgusting! If that is what you are looking for

Not sure how to rate this one! It is disgusting! If that is what you are looking for…..this is it! Makes me gag! My son ordered it.

smells like a cow farm in the middle of July

this spray will have your stomach in knots and wanting to puke. this is my favorite go to tool when i’m in Wal-Mart and I want to get to the front of the line to see the cashier.